Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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