In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
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He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
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Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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