I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
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You're earring is so big in my mouth
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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