im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Are we still banned from the library?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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