youre lurking in front of me
oh god the rape fog is back!
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
