I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
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"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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