You're a womanizer and a bitch.
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
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Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
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I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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