did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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