no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
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How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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