How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
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I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
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Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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