Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
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I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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