what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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