Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
My breasts were aching with rage.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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