Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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