im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
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And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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