Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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