it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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