Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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