she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
it's like iHOP with fire
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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