"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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