Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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