I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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