i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
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Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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