I wish I could teleport
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
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Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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