butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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