We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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