his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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