guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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