Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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