Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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