none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
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