i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
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I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
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I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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