pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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