So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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