Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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