jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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