You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
is wine microwaveable?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
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He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
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She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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