so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
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Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
its liver damage thursday
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