Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
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why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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