At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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