no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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