I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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