I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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