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A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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