This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Just puked most of my soul out..
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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