And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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