my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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