is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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