You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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