love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Randomize
