It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
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