margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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