I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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