Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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