it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
We need to rekindle our bromance
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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