i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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