I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
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Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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